sometimes no lj-cut is the cruelest cut of all...

Appears that I'm first:

1) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
A. Yes

2) What was your dream growing up?
A. To become a Forensic Examiner. But Chemistry kicked my ass.

3) What talent do you wish you had?
A. Art/painting

4) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
A. Flavored martini; pear, blood orange, pomegranate. Nothing too fancy. LOL

5) Favorite vegetable?
A. Corn

6) What was the last book you read?
A. Day Watch by Sergei Lukyanenko

7) What zodiac sign are you?
A. Scorpio

8) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
A. 4 tattoos and 1 piercing: 2 on upper arms and 2 on ankles. Piercing is at navel

9) Worst Habit?
A. Sucking my finger when I’m bored

10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
A. Yes if I knew it was you

11) What is your favorite sport?
A. Running

12) Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude?
A. Optimistic

13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
A. Play a game

14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
A. Death of my Mom was hard, but it’s all lessons to learn.

15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
A. I’m the most creative when I’m depressed

16) Do you have any pets?
A. Nope. Step-cats, but they don’t count.

17) What if i showed up at your house unexpectedly?
A. I’d ask you wtf? Then invite you in for some TV and wine, even if I’m in my pajamas.

18) What was your first impression of me? (hmmm...careful!)
A. Friendly & funny..that’s why I made you add me

19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
A. Scary. They are clothed pedophiles.

20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
A. Nose. Would like to shave a little of it off.

21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
A. Conscience

22) What color eyes do you have?
A. Brown

23) Ever been molested? Omg, I'm sorry, I meant arrested?
A. Arrested when I was 16

24) Bottle or can soda?
A. Bottle

25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
A. Pay off some bills and save the rest for my 2009 vacation

Since none of you other bitches had 26, I'll add my own.
26) What would you attempt to do if you knew you could not fail?
A. Become a music video director. Music causes images and/or movements in my head.

27) What's your favorite place to hang at?
A. My house

28) Do you believe in ghosts?
A. Yes

29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
A. read, go through mp3s, and working out

30) Do you swear a lot?
A. You fucking kidding me

31) Biggest pet peeve?
A. Pedestrians

32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
A. Class clown

33) Do you believe in/appreciate romance?
A. I do.

35) Do you believe in God?
A. I’m very spiritual..how about that?

1) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
A. Yes - 7 years!

2) What was your dream growing up?
A. Draw silly scribbles and get paid obscene amounts of money.

3) What talent do you wish you had?
A. Musical instruments, sports ability, the ability to stomach more than two kinds of beer.

4) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
A. If they have it, a La Fin Du Monde. Otherwise, a Jack & Coke.

5) Favorite vegetable?
A. Zucchini

6) What was the last book you read?
A. Um...crap. It's been too long.

7) What zodiac sign are you?
A. Aries.

8) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? Explain where.
A. One tattoo on my left arm, two pierced ears.

9) Worst Habit?
A. Honesty? Okay, smoking.

10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
A. Probably, although with no car it would be amusing to imagine how we'd get there.

11) What is your favorite sport?
A. Ugh. I can stomach soccer.

12) Do you have a Negative or Optimistic attitude?
A. Optimistic, although it could also be called apathy.

13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
A. See how long it would take for you to start screaming after I sing 100 Bottles of Beer On The Wall

14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
A. I was once degraded for being overweight by my quasi-stepfather, and didn't eat for a month.

15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
A. It hasn't been confirmed by a doctor, but I'm probably sure that I have Asperger's Syndrome.

16) Do you have any pets?
A. I have a kitty - Vicious, the transgendered cat.

17) What if i showed up at your house unexpectedly?
A. Awesome.

18) What was your first impression of me? (hmmm...careful!)
A. A sweet, loving, wonderful guy.

19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
A. Meh. Neither really.

20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
A. I hate my smile, which I share with my uncle. We look like sharks ready to eat you.

21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
A. Conscience. I've already done my illegal stint.

22) What color eyes do you have?
A. Green/blue with brown flecks.

23) Ever been molested? Omg, I'm sorry, I meant arrested?
A. Almost. See #21.

24) Bottle or can soda?
A. Either/or.

25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
A. Invest it, or go shopping. Depends on whether I'm closer to a bank or a store.

Since none of you other bitches had 26, I'll add my own.
26) What would you attempt to do if you knew you could not fail?
A. Write a novel.

27) What's your favorite place to hang at?
A. My porch.

28) Do you believe in ghosts?
A. Yes.

29) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
A. Write, read.

30) Do you swear a lot?
A. Fuck yeah! Oops.

31) Biggest pet peeve?
A. People who cut in front of me without saying "excuse me".

32) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
A. Odd.

33) Do you believe in/appreciate romance?
A. Yes.

35) Do you believe in God?
A. Sort of, if by God you mean an omnipresent life force with a sentience that cannot be comprehended that loves us unconditionally