I believe in Truth and Justice, but I no longer believe in the American Way.

I believe in Honesty, Trust, and Love.

I believe that the geeks, not the meek, will inherit the earth. (w00t!)

I believe that God has a plan for all of us, and when I see him, I'm going to ask him about his plan for me. (Well, maybe not. Talk about Hubris, geez).

I believe that being sober is better than being drunk.

I believe that happiness is attainable, but more importantly, so is Joy. (and if you don't know the difference, ask).

I believe that guilt serves a useful purpose, but shame is as natural as a fish on a bicycle.

I believe that Martha Stewart, Smurfs (or anything else offensively cute), Apple and Microsoft are inherently evil.

I believe that Yahoo has turned to the dark side. I believe that Google is taking it's first steps towards to the dark side.

I believe that Television is the opiate of the masses (though Futurama, Family Guy, Robot Chicken, and the Daily Show are safe). TV=Soma. Read Brave New World and get back to me.

I believe that no one has made a really good movie since 1970. (Tora! Tora! Tora!) And while we're on the subject of movies, why, oh why, do they make bad remakes of good movies rather than good remakes of bad movies? And why make movies from TV series. Dukes of Hazzard, ick! (Okay, the Simpsons was a cool movie, but there are exceptions to every rule).

Finally, I believe your heart is your greatest contribution to society.

"Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety."
- Benjamin Franklin